S2E65: Too Much Neck
It’s the last episode of the series/season! No one really reads these, but thank you to everyone who has listened, shared and contributed over the years. Keep an eye out for more to come from RTB…..
S2E63: Ketchup and Butter
This week Joe and Dave discuss the World Cup warts and all, how the USA team seem to all have legs, the Welsh are hairy singers and Japan are likeable. Also Beckham’s diary, commuting pigeons and down in the dumps Dirk.
S2E58: Can I Tell You A Story About Tinned Plums
This week Joe and Dave discuss what nefarious activities priests do whilst standing between two dark chairs, how adult nappy wearing can be non sexual, Alan Sugar wants more men, and we hear from Gigi about his athletic prowess. And we ask: is the suction of a Henry Hoover relentless?
S2E56: Fannies As Hands
This week Joe and Dave discuss Joe's stag do absentees, the broad range of mongers and what they monger, and Joe trains Dave on how to deal with difficult football parents. And we ask: where would you rather live - Brown Willy or Wetwang?
S2E55: Never Wear A Monocle On A Mountain
This week Joe and Dave discuss Steven Seagull's love of Monster Munch, Mini cheddars and Doritos, how one would qualify to join the exclusive losers club and be financially dominated and footballers farting themselves out of a job. And we ask: Vardy vs Rooney - who's worse?
S2E53: Daddy Eggs
This week Joe and Dave discuss howe holding in farts will decimate your appendix, whether cremation should be at a leisure complex, which part of a seagull should be used as a weapon. And we ask: Is it 'Verston Merwe Van Der Verwe'?
S2E47: Vegetable Type Life
This week Joe and Dave discuss the spooky scenery in Coventry, the Wetherspoon chip-ophile, how Tony Conte deals with his daily problems, and the strange story of Oofty Goofty. Also, we love Lineker.
S2E46: Eiffel Trifle Stifles Life
It's a Hallowe'en special! Ish. This week Joe and Dave discuss the horror of being splattered with airplane poo, the terrifying verbal attacks of a northern parrot, and the footballer of the living dead. And we ask: is 70 kilograms too heavy for a parachute? Yes.
S2E40: Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
This week Joe and Dave discuss how tasty rice will rouse you from a state of fake unconsciousness, José Mourinho will slag off your girlfriend, and jumping into the sea will stop a month long bout of dancing. And we ask: Marseille? Who are they? Exactly.
S2E38: Bob Ireland The Loin Dabber
This week Joe and Dave are joined by No.1 Fan Dan (Bob Ireland) who quizzes everywhere. You will have to consent to being abducted by Aliens and taken to the Andromeda galaxy, Ringo Starr is now ok with butt plugs, and Yaya Toure lists his favourite football bummers. And we ask: can you say bummers?
S2E37: Luke Something?
This week Joe and Dave discuss whether Jogi Löw is up to his old sniffs, whether toilets and chamber pots are worthy of a museum, and what do green peas have against Volkswagen. And we ask: if your arse was hungry, would it choose beef?
S2E36: Napoleon’s Vagina
This week Joe and Dave discuss having your dinner with a little bum tickle, Albuquerque's airborne sex toys are distracting, Joey Barton's 25 year reign of Bastardliness. And we ask: is 'showing a good leg' a sign of femininity?
S2E35: River, Danger, Echo, Cheese.
This week Joe and Dave discuss preposterous pet names, pissing Pontiac politicians, and tiny stinky Croatian villages with so few occupants you could count them on your own four hands. Also: shoplifting cheese - worth it?
S2E34: My Innards Are Gleaming
This week Joe and Dave discuss the merits of vinegar (cleaning and eating), car park poos (with no toilet paper), and counterfeit money will buy you testicles (gonads/ox treasures/granules/little maids/bull eggs/unmentionables). And we ask: do Koalas commit most of Australia's crimes?
S2E33: What’s Worse - Rabbit or chicken?
This week Dave and Joe are back with seagull news and naughty PC's with their pee pees in cups of teas, triangular flags, no away kits, chubby millionaire footballers, and Rafa draws goalposts. And we ask: will you help us compose a new Champions League song? Also... Veberley?
S2E32: Like a-Momma Used To Make-a
This week Joe and Dave catch up with 'Bucket Heid' and Celion Delion and his living room dimensions, Gigi Buffon plants his seeds of retirement, and PSG babies told to ref off. And we ask: would you like to learn the lyrics to the champions league music? Of course you would.
S2E31: The Little Willy Of Better Up
This week Joe and Dave learn that schools in Berwick Upon Tweed have the best trips with the best teachers, Japanese school boys will laugh at Prince Harry's CHIMPO, and Ronaldo & Messi are so close yet again. And we ask: was the ESL a shit idea? Yes. Yes it was.
S2E30: Francophilia
This week Joe and Dave discover that piles cream will not increase your girth, all football teams should have an official paint supplier, and in some countries croissants do look like iguanas. And we ask: worry like curry, or worry like lorry?
S2E29: Crotch Related Scent
This week Joe and Dave discuss a Welshman performing the 'Crate Escape', the impregnation of a non human rubber doll delights/embarrasses a Hong Kong family, and Gazza's crying again (luckily not over an unravelled testicle). And we ask: what does an orgasm smell like?